derrierebender:

thetrillestqueen:

trebled-negrita-princess:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

monkeys are better parents than white people

"Get yo lil ass back here and siddown somewhere"

Momma ain’t even have to move or look side ways good to snatch that baby up.

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owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

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apolloboostice:

the gay hiker from bw1 strikes again

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

shut-up-karen:

therewasagirlwhowantedtofly:

Why is everyone in love with Nash Grier who’s a homophobic, misogynistic douche bag when the really star of Vine should be Thomas Sanders?

Seriously though this vine. I have so much summer reading to do.

hazleapricot:

adamrsherman:

hazleapricot:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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Naked photoshops…

…you found a photoshop of yourself naked?

Oh yeah. gifs and everything.

moon-ball:

Nintendo 3DS System Giveaway.
So, the 3DS I ordered came in the mail, which means I have no use for this one anymore and there’s a lot of my followers who are in desperate need of a 3DS so why not do a giveaway for it?What you’ll be receiving:
One Purple Nintendo 3DS System
The stylus that comes with it
The charger
One 2GB SD Card
A copy of Pokemon X
▻ Rules.
There will only be one winner. The shipping costs will be covered by yours truly.
You don’t have to be following me, but it’d be much appreciated. I only post Pokemon here.
Likes do not count.
You may reblog this post as many times as you like, but be sure not to spam your followers.
No giveaway blogs, I check.
You must be okay with giving your address out to me.
You must have your ask box open when the giveaway ends so I have some form of contacting you.
If you win and don’t respond in 48 hours, a new winner will be picked.
    The giveaway will end on September 1st, 2014.Good luck!

moon-ball:

Nintendo 3DS System Giveaway.

So, the 3DS I ordered came in the mail, which means I have no use for this one anymore and there’s a lot of my followers who are in desperate need of a 3DS so why not do a giveaway for it?

What you’ll be receiving:

  • One Purple Nintendo 3DS System
  • The stylus that comes with it
  • The charger
  • One 2GB SD Card
  • A copy of Pokemon X


▻ Rules.

  • There will only be one winner. The shipping costs will be covered by yours truly.
  • You don’t have to be following me, but it’d be much appreciated. I only post Pokemon here.
  • Likes do not count.
  • You may reblog this post as many times as you like, but be sure not to spam your followers.
  • No giveaway blogs, I check.
  • You must be okay with giving your address out to me.
  • You must have your ask box open when the giveaway ends so I have some form of contacting you.
  • If you win and don’t respond in 48 hours, a new winner will be picked.

   
The giveaway will end on September 1st, 2014.

Good luck!

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gstunnna:

reverseracist:

This doesn’t have a healthy amounts of notes yet. But it will. It. Will.